more ai 💬 @nasa finally got the bennu rocks out of the bag 🪨 drizly down bad @uber 🐻 the end of venture-backed startups 🤔 japanese ✌️space lasers ✌️ to shoot down space debris coming soon 🚮 neurotech goes 60 minutes mainstream + @google ai is bEtTer at being doctors than the doctors⏱️ tiktoking your layoff is the new 0pEn tO WoRkk ✌️
mood
ai gf, incel bf 💓 its the szn of love if youre into companion chatting @openai opens chatgpt store,,, store immediately fills up w ai girlfriends
apple still out here making
we love a good advanced mfr video + despite some terribly cheugy new commercials @apple delivered w their vision pro make video 🥽 the preorder dropped today + already presold 3️⃣0️⃣0️⃣k devices
artifaxt streaks out *️⃣
well there goes half our engagement… the insta-fndr-launched-@twitter-killer @artifact is sunsetting after a little over a yr cause virality is hard… @mastodon, @threads + @bluesky who got next?
tesla optibot sweatshoppe
@elon posted a video of an optimus bot folding a tesla shirt earlier this wk only to have the perpetually online call out the autonomy claim after noticing a hand guiding the demo just out of frame 🚨 an ,,important note’’ was added that 🔜 the bot will be able to do autonomous things w/out human guidance
👛 coins
@doodles always here for the doomscroll 📱 mrkt down 📉
Ξ(↘️$2k) 🪙 ₿(↘️$41k) 🪙 Ɖ(↘️$.07) 🪙 $sol(↘️$92.3) 🪙 $matic(↘️$.8)
astrobotic down
the bootstrapped lunar mission from @astrobotic hit a snag after a ride share when its propellant all leaked out… now the vehicle peregrine + lander are set to burn up over earth on reentry ☄️ @varda founder wants to know if theyve got a permit for that burn
vc’s bought hospital
when grow or die at all costs capital models meet rural ohio hospitals… what could possibly go wrong ⁉️ @generalcatalyst is buying @summahealth a rural health system in oh 👨🏻⚕️ good news is everyone gets a general catalyst patagonia vest and oncloud uniform + the halls will be filled w staff asking how they can be helpful 🏥
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🔮 cop the overpriced wtfh stanley💦scout deeptech 🏜 dealflow turo our wtfh tesla 🚘 pay for wtfh💰 wtfh manifesto 📜 get a notion