what a time to be alive… july 4th week is our fav holiday around here 💥 sportsball metaverse 🏟 zark is back to his triflin ways copy pasta’ing all the social products 🚨 emoji law… no way this ends well 🤡 @varda drug lab come thru + back down to earth 🔜
vibes
and now twitter…cant stop wont stop + @elon hits back w a rate limit
because ai
back to tech companies slaughtering each other… first a cage match then endless lame idle threats about copying social products were all forced to deal with ⚖️ with everyone data scraping ai 🤖 at least the worlds richest white dudes know how to file lawsuits
lizard people man 🦎
this nice lady melted down + instantly became a meme on a full flight over a ‘guy’ in green hoodie who ,,wasnt real’’ 🫠 wtf y’all… we gotta get to the bottom of this
8️⃣ new tracks 🏎
its hot af out there + mariokart is releasing 8 new deluxe tracks for the switch 🏎
turo our tesla
my tried + trusty 08 audi just died so were gonna try something different… @turo is the globally minded wayy to offset the costs of car ownership 🚘 we wont be buying in $btc but our new 3️⃣ should be available in the southeasy on turo next month
share this drop w 🔟 frens before 💧1️⃣2️⃣7️⃣ and ill text someone 100 turo 💵s
👛 coins
jack says @twitter should be built on btc 🤪 decentralized twitter @bluesky raises $8️⃣m 💰
Ξ(↘️$1.8k) 🪙 ₿(↘️$30) 🪙 Ɖ(↘️$.07) 🪙 $sol(↗️$21) 🪙 $matic(↗️$.68)
threads 🧵
wake up babe, zarks latest unoriginal social product knockoff just shipped ⛵️ looks identical to @twitter + has that same fb lockin weve come to love… sign your life, privacy + any rights to your data on insta today!
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🔮 engineer prompts @wtfh 🦹🏼♀️ get dad the wtfh golf polo 💦 invest w wtfh 🏜 back wtfh💰 wtfh manifesto 📜 get a notion